Lincecum Wins Cy Young Award
For all the trash-talking I do about the Giants, I sure do love little Tim Lincecum. He’s a real treat to watch, even watching him usually involves sitting near annoyingly quiet Giants fans (don’t they know how to shout and cheer and jug beer?).
Lincecum is the first SF Giant to win the Cy Young Award in 41 years — since Mike McCormick in 1967.
More info at SFgate.com
I love this kid.
Holiday!!!!
Sometimes I could just kiss Billy Beane*. This Friday is my birthday and what do the A’s get me after a season of heart-ache and pain? MATT HOLIDAYYYYYYYY! Oh, I couldn’t be more thrilled. He was almost the 2007 NL MVP!!! Besides Jake Peavey from SD he is the
most sought after player in the trade market and instantly
becomes the A’s best player. In 2007 he hit .340 BA 36 HR and 137 RBI
when the rockies were good. Last year he fell off a little but I got a good feeling about this one. 2009 is going to be is golden year.
Now, will Sabathia go to the Angeles? Will Manny go to the Yankees? Everyday is filled with more questions…
*If the A’s get Giambi, I may also want to slap Beane. Not because I think Giambi wouldn’t be the offensive powerhouse the A’s need next season, but because I can’t imagine how the A’s marketing team are going to deal with Giambi-antics.
Here We Are
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/49569-oakland-bike-rally-for-athletics-august-30
Keep your eye out for T-shirts — I’m giving them away if you want a couple.


Oakland, Do You Want to Ride?
I can’t hear you, Oakland, do you want to ride?
Get ready, Jake just got me the artwork and it’s amazing. We had a few beers at Catos on Piedmont with him tonight, and I nearly fell over when he showed me the rally flier artwork and best of all
the most perfect
immaculate
heart throbbing
pulse pounding
game watching
fantastic
amazing
blow your mind logo in the whole entire world.
I asked Jake to come up with something simple, but interesting. Something that referenced the Oakland A’s without copyright infringement. And he did it!
Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a computer right now and I don’t have a scanner. What I have in my hands though, are 3 incredible paintings that will become our flier artwork.
I’m on my way to buy some T-shirts to screen print it onto now – you guys are going to freeak out when you see it.
Hope you all can come to rally as written about (so far) here:
http://brooklynavenue.blogspot.com
http://thevillagebicycle.wordpress.com
Go A’s!
Selling:Promoting:Positivity
From the A’s website:
“Despite having their roster decimated by trades and injuries and their offense struggling, the Athletics remain in high spirits.”
Dear A’s website writers, if you want to increase bad press concerning the A’s and weakening ticket sales, by all means continue using “decimated” when describing the A’s roster.
From Jake:
“hey yea im wrappin it up now, i can get it to you earlier this week.
hows everything else rolling? are you drunk?”
Grrarrr.
A’s deliver (cool giveaways)
The A’s must be facing some serious trouble – they’re practically giving away the seats of the coliseum. While that’s sad for them and may turn out sad for Oakland (the broker the A’s get, the closer they are to selling the team off), no one can say that they didn’t see it coming and that there wasn’t something they could have done about it. On the bright side, it’s a pretty sweet time for A’s fans to load up on awesome give aways. I got an A’s shirt this week for 20% off during an amazing 4 hour
online sale. The shirt says “I A’s Oakland” which is so charming that A) it was obviously not designed by anyone in Oakland (they’re graphics designers are, ahem, well, nevermind) and B) it doesn’t even need to make sense. I A’s Oakland. Sure. I mean, yes, of course I do. And I do it with pride!
It’s seems like every home game now has a special promotion — or two — with it. Take Jack Cust bobble head days. As if getting a pudgy Jack Cust bobble head wasn’t enough to draw in crowds, the A’s are also giving away (well, selling technically) $1.01 tickets. I personally freaked out when I got the $1.01 ticket promotional email and bought my allowed 6 tickets at exactly 9am on Friday – the moment they went on sale. My thinking was that with a deal this awesome, the A’s were only offering it to their email list subscribers and that these loyal subscribers would buy them up right away. Not true, as anyone can see several different postings on the A’s website for the $1.01 deal. Dear God, they can’t even sell one dollar tickets? Eeeeegh. That’s worse than watching the Big Hurt striking out again and again and again.
I’m having my own problems with those 6 tickets I bought — the only friend who wants to go with me to the A’s game is my roommate who can’t stand sports. She’s going because it’s free. Sheesh. Meanwhile, my A’s parade is hitting a few bumps. Mostly my buddy who is suddenly MIA – his myspace page reads “Jake is taking a break”. WTF? I needed artwork a week ago, who’s going to proof my press release? Anxious. I’m getting anxious and will probably be sitting in front of photoshop late into the night this week making my own artwork. Also, hello, saftey. Who’s going to help me heard people around and make this a fun and safe event. I’m going to have to pay strangers from Craigslist, aren’t I? God that’s annoying. Jake, if you’re reading this, I’ll buy you a spa treatment and a six pack if you get me the artwork by the end of tonight.
But I’m digressing. Let’s talk about awesome A’s promotions and how they’re perfect for any reasonably cheap fan. Friday was dog day. I didn’t go because I don’t have a dog. I tried to take my boss’ dalmation and wear a cute polka-dot dress, but it didn’t work out. Yesterday was Photo Day with the A’s. Man, I wish I hadn’t been out of town yesterday. My life’s wish, goal, and dream is to get a picture of Jack Cust and I arm wrestling. Today is Dave Henderson 90′s jersey day. Dear God, how much more could fans want? — And that’s exactly what the A’s should have been asking themselves since last January. What do A’s fans want? What will drive them to games? What makes them return to games?
Maybe a Starbuck’s-esk coupon code for a 15% – 50% discount off a fan’s next A’s ticket purchase that is printed onto all online ticket purchases.
Gonzo and Madonna
Who is this Gonzo October guy, and why should I care about him? Why does he have to be all over the MLBlogs page when there are far, far better writers out there to feature? He’s uninspiring and a bit excessive with the vidoes – which (and maybe it’s just my computer) take forever to
load.
His “about me” section reads: “This is the time of the season when it all starts for me. The race to
October. Sure, I have my own home team but I’m really thinking about
who’s going to make the amazing plays, the runs, the hits to get into
October. Who will break out? Who will have a career season? Will a dark
horse crash the party? That’s what it’s all about for me.”
Really, so you’re not just a poorly made up character designed to drive traffic to the MLBlog? I hope not, because if you were, I’d wonder why they created you to have such white teeth and truly, truly bad facial hair. Less brushing, more shaving, bro. Sheesh, I think my hitachi magic wand myspace page has more personality than this guy. And while I’m on it, why do we even have to be focusing so much on the post season? I know, I know, it’s the MLB’s holiday season paycheck, but it’s still summer and I’d rather not think about the post season and which teams I’m going to have to get behind when the A’s are out. In short, bring back Tommy Lasorda.

I haven’t gotten my Men’s Health issue yet for the month of September. It’s on the stands, I haven’t bought it. David Beckham’s on the cover and there’s a headline about steamy love secrets or something. I wait everyday for it to show up. Only the New York Magazine has come yet. I love NY Mag, but it’s not nearly as calming and as lovely as Men’s Health.
NY Mag — oh my god, when do the Yankees come to Oakland? I’ve got myself the perfect Madonna mask! The cover of New York Magazine’s August 11 issue features a close up of
Madonna’s face with drawings of all the work she’s had done. And yes,
you can cut it out and make a mask with it to take to a Yankees game.
Simply cut the eyes out. How much do I love that New York Magazine has made it a point to laugh at or just outright bash Madonna at least once in each of this summer’s issues? I eat it up like cotton candy at fair.
I was actually pretty disappointed to see the article about Madonna’s surgically altered face in “The New New Face” of our times (or wealthy people in NYC’s times, at least) article because it
focused entirely on women getting plastic surgery. Now, I’m not about to get all feminist in this blog about women’s natural beauty, but I will say that the article would have been 800 times more interesting and provocative if they would have mentioned the fact that both Brad Pitt and George Clooney have recently come out publicly saying that they’ve gotten face lifts. Come on, Tropic Thunder, for god’s sake makes fun of a male character (Robert Downy Jr) who goes through intensive facial surgery to play a Hollywood role. It involves race, but in essence we’re talking about the new trend of men more commonly getting plastic surgery. These are our times. Articles about women getting cosmetic surgery is sooo 1992. In fact, so are all the women the article mentions…yawn. They should have featured Jose Canseco. He’s definitely had work done.
But enough on that. I only mention the NY Mag because I love the first sentences to another article, “American Girl” by Moustafa Bayoumi.
“Rasha is a petite five foot four. She walks with a feather step and looks at you with penetrating obsidian eyes…She’s fine-boned, with features as brittle and hard as porcelain: If you drop her; she’ll break, but she’s cut you too.”
This, my friends, is what great sport writing is made of. I mean, come on, Bayoumi could easily be writing about Ichiro Suzuki walking up to the plate. He may break, but if he does, he will cut you. God that’s good! God I wish I could stomach what sports writers are saying about the A’s right now.
Instead of my Meatball report, I’m going to take Ratto’s article to heart (the one where he said
the A’s were unrecognizable and uninteresting – yeah, I know, it hurts me to hear it too) and highlight a new A’s player that we may not have known so much about. I’m going to try to make it interesting too. These are the guys we love, after all, and we don’t just love them because they wear green belts to work.
I’m going to start with #19, Chris Denorfia, who I was pretty excited about earlier this spring. He had a big handlebar mustache, long fast legs, and a fancy degree in international relations and hispanic studies. Which, to me, meant the guy had Swisher’s persona but with a brain and the capacity to steal bases. Nothing ever came of DeNorfia. Where did he go? His last game was on May 6, 2008. His average .260. His status, “Reassigned”.
Oakland A’s Fan Rally: August 30th
I was slapped with this by Ray Ratto this morning on the way to work:
“The past 19 games of the A’s
season have dredged up memories of the worst years of the pre-Tony La
Russa era – the mid-1980s, in fact, when the team was almost as
anonymous, easily as inert and wholly as uninteresting.“
We need a rally. We all need a rally.
And so, my old art school buddy and I are organizing an Oakland A’s fan
bike rally called “Free Oakland (from depression)” that will highlight the history of the Oakland Athletics in their
hometown. It’s going to be big, fun, and family friendly. We’re
making costumes, games, noisemakers, and bikes with grills on the back
for tailgating. Ooh yes, there will be tailgating.
The rally will be on August 30th, 2008. It will start at Lois the Pie Queen at 10am sharp. It’s going to be a big day, so I recommend you order the Reggie Jackson Special. Be careful, it’s a big meal. We’re making room for playing pranks with various media sources during the coordination of this event, so listen up: 8/30/08 is the correct date.
The plan is to meet at different places that people can get to easily from BART that highlight A’s culture. We’ll be biking from place to place with boom boxes, A’s flags, and baskets of goodies for both spectators and participants.
Tentatively, here’s our schedule, (I’d love to hear any other places along the way to the Coliseum that would be a great place to meet up).
August 30, 2008:
10am Lois the Pie Queen
12pm Macarthur bart parking lot
2pm Ogawa park (in front of city hall on 14th and Broadway)
4pm Fruitvale shopping center (next to bart)
6pm Coliseum parking lot
One idea that we’re working on is to have pictures of the Oakland A’s World Series Parades through downtown Oakland printed on projection sheets that we put into special viewer for people to match up the images of the A’s parading with today’s downtown in the background. This way, we can have little lookout points through out the city with stories about the A’s.
Anyone have any good pictures to share? Stories to tell? Ideas for a parade route?
My friend’s going to have some new designs for the ads we’ll be putting up by Sunday. Official announcements and maps in the weeks to come.
For now, remember August 30, 2008: Lois the Pie Queen: 10am: bring your bike: wear green and gold.
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